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Stupid Things We Did In College We Won't Ever Do Again

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    Clean while drunk and think this is brilliantly resourceful
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    Eat ramen every day… and rarely in a bowl
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    Shower with flip-flops because the bathroom looks like this
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    Not bother with mixers or glasses or anything that gets between you and your booze
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    Get one of these at two in the morning
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    And then sleep off a hangover for the next three days
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    Pay someone else to do your homework or write your papers
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    Share a bathroom with dozens of randos
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    Who pull stuff like this all the time
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    Stay up for 72 hours by only drinking these
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    Use whatever’s lying around because you don’t have the right kind of kitchen stuff
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    Have nothing to wear because you didn’t do laundry all month
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    Go down the hallway by sliding
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    Rely on this for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and second dinner
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    Drink out of a super-classy cardboard cooler. Nothing says “I’m a student” quite like drinking from a trash bag inside of a box.
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    Hide in a bathroom while the cops breakup your friend’s party
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    Think your dorm keys are so important that you MUST wear them around your neck at all times
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    Sleep on the floor because it’s basically a bed