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Signs You're Becoming Your Mother

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    You hear yourself say “PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS!” when you see this:
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    And often think “she should cover up her midriff!” when you see this:
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    You cry while watching 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.'
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    You also cry during that Subaru commercial
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    Basically all TV makes you cry
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    You’ve discovered the full length robe and LOVE IT.
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    These days one glass of wine is all it takes to get you tipsy. AND BOY WILL IT LEAVE A HANGOVER.
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    You find yourself starting sentences with, “wait, let me put my glasses on.”
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    You actually remind your roommates to pee before you guys leave the house.
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    Instead of speeding in your own car, you are yelling for other cars to slow the heck down!
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    You’ve started taking daily vitamins and they are BIG PILLS.
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    COUPONS. YOU LOVE THEM.
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    Your new ideal night is a comfy spot on your couch while watching 'Shark Tank.'
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    You’ve actually started stealing these from restaurants:
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    You find yourself agreeing with the parents in movies, and not the kids.
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    Heels? LOL. It’s all about the comfort baby.
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    You have started putting on suntan lotion with 30 SPF or more. You don’t want to burn!
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    You have a bedtime again.
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    All of a sudden these seem useful to you:
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    You’ve started urging people to wear a jacket when it’s chilly so that they don’t catch a cold.
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    You have a pharmacy in your purse.
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    You can’t eat that piece of chocolate cake. You just can’t!
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    And when your friends leave your place you say “text me when you get home” and mean it.