If you check out my writing on a semi-regular basis, I would like to consider you a friend. And since friends don't hide secrets, I want to let you in on the person who I have a deep crush over: Halle Berry. Shhhh...please don't tell her because I don't want her fiance to come and beat me up. And for the record, I am not the father of her next child. Unfortunately I was not with her in NYC this past wknd. when those damn paparazzi hunted her down for this picture of her new baby bump. "My girl" Halle looks pretty good in the early stages of pregnancy, doesn't she?