LINK-O-RAMA: Toronto Mayor, Theater Hero, Katie Holmes' Knee And More... Toronto Mayor Rob Ford goes full Marion Berry, gets caught smoking crack on tape. Protip: If you're going to lock someone up while you burglarize their home, don't lock them up in their gun closet. Woman at play won't turn off cell phone, so a fellow theater-goer grabs it and throws it out the door. OK....who bought the topless painting of Bea Arthur for $2M?? Fred Armisen and Jason Sudekis are leaving SNL. "Katie Holmes' Knee Vagina." (with sfw video). CDC study says when you jump into a public pool, there's a 68% chance that that is not a Baby Ruth.